Porn reaches new heights...

Excellent news for nerds. The porn industry is finally beginning to realise where the money comes from and hopefully, this is the first of many beloved nerd properties to be artfully rendered filth. But seriously, this looks surprisingly good. The costumes are pretty close, the actors not half bad. You'd think the internet would have killed lush, competent productions like these, but apparently people are getting sated with the "point the camera at some naked meth addicts' artistic paradigm that's been an industry standard since '01. Decadently lavish porn parodies may just be the wave of the future now that customers are demanding non-linear value from their smut. In all fairness, there was nowhere to go in the whole extreme category, eventually you end up with snuff, which is just an absurd idea for a business actually trying to make money, the only way is up, storylines, believable acting and production values are the next throatgagging, and the world is once again a better place.