Asperger's video roundup

There's nothing more satisfying after doing nothing much than watching how someone else better spent their time. I can't believe these videos haven't topped a million views each. Up until they're about 25, most men tend to believe that if their family and friends were brutally murdered and they dedicated 5 years of their life to studying martial arts to take revenge, they would become a Kung Fu Hero. This, however, is what usually happens in reality. Instead of single-mindedly pursuing physical fitness for revenge, you usually end up obsessively doing something that doesn't really matter, which is actually cooler. Think about it, those crazy dedicated (fictional) people tend to be whining emo idiots when they're not kicking ass. Sure you could beat anyone up, but you'd still be a douche.